Brad: You ever jizzed on an electric fence?
me: not yet
Brad: ouch
me: i'll trust you on that
Brad: and every spurt is painful anyways
My standup act doesn't translate well on chat
I've known Brad since high school. After he "left" high school we talked a lot online. Then we talked a lot online. Even when we hung out daily, we talked a lot online. Recently, he moved to Minnesota. So we talk online. Sometimes we have conversations. Sometimes we tell jokes. Sometimes we share links. Sometimes he is drunk. Sometimes there is trouble.
This is funny. I'm funny.
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