Wednesday, August 29, 2012

August 29, 2012 12:22pm

Brad:  OKAY, Robert Plant
            We'll go to Mordor
            Just shut up about it already, ya fruit.

Monday, August 27, 2012

October 15, 2011 8:42 am

Brad: FUCKIN' BULLSHITASS DONUT SHOP DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S DOIN me: for realnow shut up i'm going to mcdonald's  Brad: NONONO MAN  I'M PISSED  MAKE IT BETTER

February 9, 2011 2:21 pm

Brad: ANOTHER 48 hours???As if the first 48 weren't enough/1/1//1'

May 22, 2012 9:59 am

Brad: BUMP DICKS  BUMP THEM DICKS BUMP DICKS

Sunday, August 26, 2012

April 13, 2010. 12:23 pm.

Brad: You ever jizzed on an electric fence?
 me: not yet
 Brad: ouch
 me: i'll trust you on that
Brad: and every spurt is painful                  anyways
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