Monday, September 3, 2012

July 24, 2010 12:46am

Brad: I'm bought to cook some home fries
         I think I told you earlier, I'd only had like 600 calories all day
         the whiskey adds another thousand, you'd figure
         So I got 400 left
         FOR HOME FRIES, FUCKER

Saturday, September 1, 2012

May 22, 2010 11:55pm

Brad: HA  milkman
 me: ?
 Brad: HA
  milkman
  I got a call from Chris's cell phone
  I didn't answer, but the message said that Bo was going to a titty bar, and wanted us to come